Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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