At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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