ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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