Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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