Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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