we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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