Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
is it fun? or sober?
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