Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
