you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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