If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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