I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
They took my balls.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Randomize
