Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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