dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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