Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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