how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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