the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Alive.
So much puke
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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