im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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