Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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