Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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