I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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