i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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