So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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