I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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