Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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