Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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