i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
No subtext here. People are naked.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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