There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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