Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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