He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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