Tell her she can't have a vagina
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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