as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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