Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She swung at the pinata with crutches
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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