Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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