Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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