the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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