dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
accomplished twins. life is a go
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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