Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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