She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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