I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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