i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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