He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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