talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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