Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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