What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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