It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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