awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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