Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
