Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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