Cold hands, warm shart.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
