hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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