If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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