idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
a search helicopter?!
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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