Where is the hickey?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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